Wednesday, June 14, 2017

River Ruler Entertainment Tethered Rapid Surf Team Uniform Outline & Descriptions


A. Refers To Where The Female And Male Athletes Will Pick A Team Uniform Number That Is Different From Their Teammates.

B. Refers To Life Jacket Materials Such As Floatation Foam, Straps & Zipper Built Right Into T-Shirt Uniform.

C. Refers To Matching Shorts In Color Scheme Of Top And Bottom.

D. Refers To Life Jacket Floatation All The Way Up To Sleeves Of Uniform.


E. Refers To Last Name Of Athlete On Back Of Uniform.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Tethered Rapid Surf Development Notes For Shape A-7


It's Really Cool To Me How When I Ride This Board; How It Splits A Rapid In Two Right Down The Center. It's The Only Board I Have Shaped And Made That Does That. I Also Like More Than A Lot That The Back Two Points Track In The Water Like A Rocket Blasting Up River In A Tube Of Water. It Looks So Cool I Think.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Upstanding American River Boarding: Connecticut Rapid Wilders Team Theme Song

Upstanding American River Boarding: Connecticut Rapid Wilders Team Theme Song

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Fire Blue Heron Soul Shepherd O Go Story

This Story Contains The Rapid Surf Tethered River Boarding Charter Information. See Full Story At: northwesternriverboarding.blogspot.com
Enjoy.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Laughing Duck Story

RIVER CIVILIZATIONS, WISDOM OF THE WORLD, RIVER CIVILIZATIONS. THE EYES OF NIGHT AND DAY IN TETHERED 
RIVER BOARD RAPID SURFING.
Allowing Open Mind's Procurement Of Shaping Boards For Boarding On A River. Utilizing As Much Of The Set Of Rapids As Possible Rather Uplifting Enlightening Laughter, Just Quacks A Duck Up. Laughing At The One All Quacks To Pucker A Duck On Lips Fire Words To The Goal Of Whats Up. Jump Up In Off Of The River Deep; Straight Up Is Straight Up Those Rapids Are Great For Long Rises Up River Weaving And Winding To Cross Cut Rapids Up River To Laugh Up Stand Up Move After Move Zinging Up River. The Laughing Duck Intermediary Messenger Still Seeing In The Wisdom Of The Water This Is A Propitiatory Story Of Wisdom In The Laughter Of The Soul Light Seeping Color On The Blind Oneness An Age Old River Wisdom Of The Lord Of The Soul. God Of Sweet Water, God Of Wisdom; Enki Is The Creator God. The Propitious Proponent Of God Of The Deep Dominion Of Propriety Rights Over The River Deeps. Yet Still God Of Water In Its Capacity To Replenish The Earth. He Is The Son Of An And Namma As Well As The Consort Of Damkina. His Many Offspring Are Asalluna,Nin-sar,Nin-imma And Utta. All While Establishing Law And Order As Heroic Light Between Good And Evil As The God Of Healing, Light Of Creativity For Arts And Crafts People. He Created Plants From His Semen And Inside His Body Until It Made Him Sick When Then Ninhursaga Placed Him In Her Own Vagina And Gave Birth To His Progeny Inana Queen Of Heaven, Goddess Of Fertility In The Mourning And Evening Stars Sprinkling Waters Of Life Shimmering In The Glisten Of Dawn Of The Evening For She Is The Patron Goddess Of Temple Ladies Of Pleasure Soliciting In The Night Skies Bodies Of Justice For What Guys Dream Of From The Gushing Waters Of Life. Honorarium Bestowing Nanse Goddess Of Justice. Reverend Goddess Actions Through Dreams. Daughter Of Enki Circling Such Highly Ethical Dreams Into Actions Of Personal Integrity Beyond Relating To One's Self. Accountable In Connection With Surroundings Through Dreams Pertinacious Actions Becoming Honorarium Bestowing Nanse; Goddess Of Justice. Reverend Goddess Of Actions Through Dreams Charging Up River In The Message From The Laughing Duck Commencement Of Actions Splendor Conquering Conspectus With Goddess Of Justice Nanse. The Maker Of Dreams Reality. She Makes Them Come True. Thank You Goddess Justice Nanse. Many Blessings And Much Happiness To She And Her Consorting Lover Nindara. The Kind Gentle Whisperer Of Love In The Ears Of The Goddess Of Justice. Please All Of You Ancient Keepers Of Justice Of The Powers That Be On Rivers Of The Time Space Continuum Of The Rivers Mirror From The Heavens Of Mesopotamian Mountains And Rivers Of Today's Iraq Reaching Out Through The Wisdom Of The River Reflecting Ancient Wisdom Still Alive In Today's Wisdom Throughout The World In The Rivers And Mountains Connecting With One Another Through Sky And Water Reflections Of A Time Before Or A Time Now Through The Actions Of Reflected On That Sweet Water That Nourishes Our Soul Of Humanity Through This Modern Sport Of Tethered River Board Rapid Surfing. Let Us Laughing Ducks Of The Reeds In The Waters Embody Ninsubur The Mesopotamian Messenger God And Goddess Throughout The World To Procure World Trade Of Goods And Service's Of Humanities Dreams Of Safe, Prosperous Civilizations For As Hideki Yukawa, The Japanese Physicist Once Said, Those Who Explore An Unknown World Are Travelers Without A Map; The Map Is The Result Of The Exploration. The Position Of Their Destination Is Not Known To Them, And The Direct Path That Leads To It Is Not Yet Made. The Laughing Duck Chuckles In Thought Thinking Aren't All Arts, Crafts, And Sciences Explorations Into The Unknown At Some Point As He Chuckles In Agreement With The Author While Hurries Himself Back To His Modern Day Tasks At Hand Such As Keeping Or Getting His Hands And His Feet On The Board To Right The Angle Of Position And Correction To Get Out Of A Duck Dive Before The Board Pulls Him To The Bottom On The Rocks In The Existence Of Thought In Action Flowing Through The River With Timing Just Right In The Bodies Actions In Unison With The Actions Of The Rapids To Rise Up Press At The Bottom Of The Board While Pouncing And Rolling At The Front And Rolling The Nose Up Out Of The Dive By Grabbing It With One Hand While The Other Holds The Handle To Keep The Feet Between Him And The Board Like A Duck Martial Artist. Rising His Crazy Dream Of Honoring All River Civilizations Throughout The World Through His Sport Of Tethered River Board Rapid Surfing Up River Through As Much And As Tall Of Rapids With Flats And Tie Offs On Either Side As Possible; Covering As Much Distance With Crosscuts, Back Cuts, And Tricks In Between Each Gap Where The Wing Nuts Rise As She Sits Up Riding Proud To Connect With The River Deep, But That's After Work, Although The Imagination Will Take It With Him Wherever He Goes Finding Faith In The Oneness Of Humanity To Stand Up and Be Counted In The Modern Census Of River Tribal Wisdom And All Things Living, All Things Shining And Dark, Wonderful And Beautiful Shades Of Color And Light On The River Horizon. All Things Wise Of The River Deep Into The World Bestowing Economic Indicators Of The United States Economy Such As: New Residential Sales,Advanced Report Durable Goods, New Residential Construction, Quarterly Profits-Retailers, Business Inventories, Advanced Monthly Retail Sales, Quarterly Services-Info Sector, Monthly Wholesale Inventories, Quarterly Profits-Manufacturers, Manufacturers Goods, International Trade Balance, Construction Spending, Home Ownership Rate, Rental Vacancy Rate Giving A Whole New Meaning To Asses In A Sling Work Horses River Civilization Water Craft Product Line. Ha Ha Quack Quack Ha Ha One All God Theorists Ha Ha Quacks Quacks  Ha Ha The Will Of Heaven Alone Without Help From One Another Here On Earth Good Luck Ha Ha Quacks Quacks Ha Ha One All God Theorists; That's Just A Little Too Convenient. Do You Have Anything Where You Show Us Beforehand About Death. Ha Ha Quacks Quacks Ha Ha. Oddment Laughing So Beating Odds. Oddities Purposefully Reliant Working On Heavenly Product Line That Is Right In Front Of Us Not After We Die Laugh Out Sing Out Ha Ha Quacks Quacks Ha Ha Stay Away From Putting Words In The Mouth Of, Blind Authority, Pocket Pool Supervising, One All Quack Authority. Always Ask, What About The Others? Call On All Maker Gods And Goddesses In All Creatures In The Living Now Within Business Code Of Ethics For World Trade From The Makers To The World. Skip The Meddling Middle Men Playing Scarecrow With Words And No Actions. Silly Quacks Going Through The Motions And Never Doing The Life Of River Walkers Tribal Chieftain King Sports Charter Document Divination Procuring Original Product Lines To The World Under Title 15 Code Of Federal Regulations Part 30. This Is A Maker And Doer Charter Message For River Tribal Culture Throughout The World Freedom Marching Through The River Connecting Humanity. She Is The Wisdom Teaching River Goddess Of Sequana An Ancient Tribe In France. Goddess Sequana Of The Temple Dijon On The Upper Seine River. She Is The Healer Through The Laughing Duck Flowing The Source Into The River Of Light Arms Outreaching Around The Diadem Of Heaven Upon Her Shoulders Toward The Sky Reflecting Water She Flows Through The Healing Laughter River Of Song. Healing All She Meets Hugging Humanity Beginning Seed Compensating World Meeting World Streamer Grazing Gratification Restoration. She Is The Wisdom Teaching River Goddess Sequana. We Are All A Free World Connecting No Matter Where We Come From. Herald The God Of Herald Endursaga Mesopotamian, Sumerian, Iraq God. Let Him Who Heralds All Gods Are Of An Equal Will Within There Surroundings Not One God Or Goddess Over All. Endursaga Will Lead Us Away From One Sided Trade; Hoarding And Ran-Sacking, And Into Free Enterprise Free Trade Mutually Respective Business. Let Whom Who Puts A Face To The Deeds On Honor Stand Through Tough Times. Who Will Get Us Through To The Deeds Equal  With Godlike Actions. All Humans Stand And Can And Will Elevate Themselves To A Medley Of Heaven, Earth And The People Speaking In The Environment They Are Making Into Existence; Beyond Into Aspiring Inspiration Mystical Inclination In The Doing Of The River Walker Tasks. Set Upon The Sun; Rising Up River, Changing Being Into Fire Blue Dragon Of The River Night Deep Into Wandering Through The Mourning Star Resurrection. Monuments In Polished Point Of View. World Views Bringing The Inside View Through Communications And Learning Different Arts, Crafts And Performing Tasks.The Sun Gleaming With The Moon Agleam Nude The Unfiltered Artist's Body Mastery. Introducing Creative Practical Knowledge Knows Where His Pointer Points Him And Whom It Points Him Too Rising Up The Fiery Veneration Breathing Life Burning Deep Into Her River On The Water Roaring Up And Down The Mountains Flying The Rise Through The Night Shades Of The Rapids. The Rise And Fall On The Dawn Of The Mountain Inside Her Earth Lean Over In Verified Head On Shoulders Rising Up Just Seeing What The Other Head Was Doing Huh. Thank You For Letting Your Mouth Communicate With Me With Your Mouth Full. The One Who Is The In Flow Receiving Up Into The Rolling River Rising Fire In The Hearts Of The Night. The Fire Blue Dragon Can Dance With The Chaos Realization Roaring Rapid River Deep Bouncing Sun Beams Into Moonbeams In The Hips. Eye's Of The Night The Sun And The Moon Light Beam Crowning Love's Affection In The Hearts Is The Past, Present, And Future Sunlight Shimmering Dreams Soul Veneration Influx Of Vortex Unity To The Moon Seeing Eye To Eye Sun And Moon Of Earth In Uncontrolled Mirth Rippling Dreams On Fire. The Fiery Soul Weaving Fire Blue Dragon Sings A Song Of Transcending Birth Pattern Flames Of Blue Passion Fire Within Earthlings Uplifting In An Agleam When The Shadow Of Past Is Blind Future Find Blowtorch Piercing Thoughts To Realize The Sky Hearted Changing Of The Nude Bearing Moon Eyed Vision Of The Night Privy Might Suggest The Days Of Tomorrow's Past Have Since Dawned A New Day. Upon The Midnight Eyes Befall A Spring Of Summer Dew Flowing In The Furrow Of A Winter Flower. Heaven's Bliss Of Summer Mist; Feeling Winter Abysmal Flights Over Perpetual Depths Of The Night Churning And Burning In The Soul So The Kisses Of The Night To The Day Interchanging Being Will Never Miss A Weave Or A Bend As The Skylight Fire River Of The Fire Blue Dragon Never Ends. Realize The Rivers Blow Torching Soul Veneration In Fire Blue Dragon's Life Breathe Creative Will Reflection Is When Family And The Hearts Soul Order Within And Without, For The Social Nuances Of Humanity In Surroundings Reflected And Depicted In The Soul Veneration On The Water In Tune With The Flames Dependent On The Fuel Of The Soul's Nurturing Embodied Conduct Streaming Creative Will In Bodies Movements As The Influence That Goes Is The Vocals Created By Fire Singing Foundation Creation Is Humanity Breathing Life's Fire. The Dragon Fire Veneration To Creative Will Sustenance And Duration. The River Dream Shadow Night Soul Reflections Heat. Creating Life's Energy That Signifies Wind Issuing Forth Fire Of The Soul Burning In The Heart Of The Sky Reflected On The Water Through The Hearts Of Champions As Flame Above Hard Wood Below For Her. The Soul King Of The Skylight Of Soul Veneration Of The Night's Unquenchable Fire Drifting Desire. Here Is The Hard Wood That Serves As Nourishment To The Soul Likened To The Spirit Reflecting Sky On The Water. Grace Is The Cauldron That Lights The Soul Veneration's Way From The Roaring Rapid River Deep To Light The Cauldron Lamp On The River Bed Stand. Reader's Night View Insight Of  Midnight Eyes Getting The Dream Through To Light The Cauldron Lamp Illuminating Humanity It Cannot Harm Me And You When The Morning Star Changes Through The Mourning Fire Breathing Light Of The East Rising Filled Carrying Rings Of The Souls Marrying Rituals Enveloping The Night Entwined Molting Mourning Star Connection All Rising Beneath Of All Humanities Rituals Of World Trade Rituals So All People Are Surely Coming From All Places By Now Even From Remorseful Eyes Missing The Broad Day Light Opportunity To Express The Physical Exchanges Openly. Oh So See Better Ride The Boards In The Day If We Are Outside Any Where In Town At Least. We Don't Want To Get Kicked Out Of Anymore Fruit Isles As The Fire Blue Dragon Beneath The Soul Of The Night Molting Into The Laughing Duck River Deep Rising Daylight Moonrise Ride Rises Up. Sorry About The Fruit On The Back. I Guess We Are Not Suppose To Do That At The River Marketplace Bodies Temples Anymore, Oh So See. Although It Still Seems Like A Sacred Rituals To The Laughing Duck Who Laughed Last As The Mourning Arose. The Helpful Droplets Of Sunlight And Water Unity. The River Craft Water Sport Where The West Meets The East Not Playing The Middle On Both Sides All Should Be Equal On All Sides Where All Tribes Meet At The Rivers In The River Ruler Temple Marketplaces. Shining All Spaces When Even The Sun Has A Moon-Spade To Dig Into The Truth Of Creation Beneath Where The Shadow Is Blind For Which Is Hidden Soul Depths That Needs Be Seen Up Close. In The Eyes Of Night And Day. We All Came From Sex Get Over It Already. Will Ya Silly Sillies, Rather Listen To Someone Who Is Getting Some, To Have The Spiritual Wisdom Requirements Sufficed, To Speak On Creation. Now That They Are Not The Only Ones In The Temples That Can Read, Write And Find The Other Humans Silly Sillies. We Don't Need Any Convert And Conquest Manipulative Ploys. We Just Need Things That Are Going To Benefit Your People And Ours Leave Religion Out Of It. This Is A Charter For A River Tribal Chieftain King Water Sport. River Civilizations, Wisdom Of The World, River Civilizations.




    

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Laughing Duck Scientist On Trade

The Science Of Humor And Business Laws Dictate That After The Fact Meddling And Micro Managing Really Don't Fit A Creative Product Line Although It Is Entertaining To Watch A Goodie Goodie Buster Brown Be Totally Way Off On Anything Productive And Then Suddenly Give Up On Something They Had Nothing To Do With, After Guessing And Mouthing Off At All Of The Creative Work, For Attention And Money They Don't Deserve. Humor Don't Fail Us Now. The Rebel Artist's Will Make Their Stand. (See Videos Below).

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Otter Board Summer Story

Once A River Flows Mr Otter Matthews Plays With The Board Meeting In The River Of Industry Tethering The Board To The Shore. The Guy In The Pair Of Shorts And Wetsuit Seems Very Happy On His Otter Board Magically Weaving Into The River The Charter For Tethered River Board Rapid Surfing Water Sports Action Sport. Once A River Flows So It Goes Weaving Nature Through Humanity Unleashed; Tethering To Creative Freedom As Poetry In Action Rising Through The River The Future Brought Back To Here And Now In The Otter Board Summer When The Seasons Reason Up-Swoop Through Roaring Rapids Long Rides And Lots Of Tricks Through Free-Style In Grace. (See Videos Below):
   

Monday, October 20, 2014

Jeremy's Happy River Otter On Patent Laws


Jeremy The Happy Otter Proudly Presents An Overview On Video Of Title 35 CFR Patent Laws: